I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my luck
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out under a car. They were running all over the more info place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• No joke
• I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?